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[winemaker81]

So religious people should not drink alcohol? What was Jesus' first miracle? A pastor friend of mine owns a restaurant with a microbrewery. Remember that it is being drunk or alcoholic that is an issue.

I was raised Catholic and drinking of alcohol was certainly not a problem. However, some Christian sects are vehemently opposed to alcohol consumption.

 

[Christopher Anderson]

I was raised Catholic and drinking of alcohol was certainly not a problem. However, some Christian sects are vehemently opposed to alcohol consumption.

And they don't dance because that might lead to having sex.... hehehe Where did all those little baptists come from???

 

[Gilmango]

And they don't dance because that might lead to having sex.... hehehe Where did all those little baptists come from???

Q - How do you keep a baptist from drinking all your beer on a fishing trip?




A - Invite two of them.

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Q - Why don't baptists have sex standing up?





A - Someone might think they were dancing.

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There are three religious truths:

1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.

 

[ibglowin]