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Chap no.1 was standing at the urinal doing his business when the door burst open and chap no.2 dashed in and pointed Percy at the porcelain. 'Just made it,' he said. No.1 glanced sideways, 'Bloody hell,' he gasped. 'I wish you could make one like that for me!'

We had a chap in the Labs where I worked who used to walk about carrying a clipboard with a few printed sheets on it. They couldn't make him redundant, nobody knew what his job was. :slp:D

Dog delivering a petition to the Prime Minister UK Houses of Parliament London

Beaujolais Nouveau is just that, New Beaujolais. It was never intended for keeping, it was just a stunt thought up by one of the London newspapers in 1973. The Idea was a prize for the first newly vinted Beaujolais to reach London. A bunch of monied twits used to race each other back to London...

Have you noticed all those magazine articles etc. about all the things you can do when you retire, such as climb mountains or run marathons, are all written by some twit who is about twenty-five years old? I tried to run a marathon the other day. Actually, I was trying to catch the bus, but it...

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Probably did that last time they locked the key in the car. Don't want to do that again, duct tape aint cheap you know!!

I wish you a speedy recovery, and many more vintages. Good luck and good health!

:u It's Aspirin as well. So no spots, and no spots before your eyes with a hangover! :D

81, you're right IMO. I've always done it like that. After all, it's my wine, so I make it to MY taste!

As a check on how your wine is ageing, 375ml bottles are ideal; a good excuse to enjoy a glass. Half-bottles, bottles, magnums, etc all age slightly differently, sometimes same batch bottles are different, It's down to the airspace between cork and wine. The airspace should be near as dammit...

Pectic enzyme is cheap enough. Bung some in at the start, it doesn't hurt.

Here's a thought. If it gets so hot when the sun shines down here, and the sun is always shining above the clouds, why is it colder up there? Haven't had my red wine supplement yet! :slp