A lawyer friend of mine is offended

[olusteebus]

by being called an alcoholic. He insists he is just a "Drinking Enthusiast"!!

 

[wineh]

Lawyers seem to get offended at all the cute nicknames we give them, like ambulance chaser, snake in the grass...

 

[Boatboy24]

Maybe "sobriety challenged" would work?

 

[JohnT]

How about sharks, rats, or vermin (although I do not think that the comparison it is fair to the sharks, rats, or vermin)