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Bless Me, Father
I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Sam Adams on tap. On one wall there was a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses. On the other wall there was a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
The priest came in. I said to him, "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the ...confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
The priest replied: “Get out, you *****. You're on my side!”
I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Sam Adams on tap. On one wall there was a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses. On the other wall there was a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
The priest came in. I said to him, "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the ...confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
The priest replied: “Get out, you *****. You're on my side!”
