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This says it all about getting older & the whole aging thing.

A elderly couple, Lucy & John, were recently attending church services.

About halfway through the service, Lucy took a pen and paper out of her purse, and wrote a note and handed it to John .

The note said:" I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"

John scribbled back, " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."















 
That just plain stinks!

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