Elephant jokes

[jgmann67]

Chaperoned a trip to Big Pine Key, FL, a few years ago. Had lunch with the same 7 people (another adult and 6 kids). Told the one kid I could tell an elephant joke at every meal. He didn’t believe me... these just go on and on.

So, how do you put an elephant in your refrigerator??


Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.



How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?


Open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.



How many elephants can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug?


Four. Two in the front, two in the back.




How do you know there’s an elephant in your fridge?


There’s a VW idling in your driveway with three elephants in it.



What did Tarzan say when the elephants ran over the hill?


Look, elephants running over hill.



What did Tarzan say when a bunch of Chimpanzees ran over the hill?


You no fool me, elephants. I know that you!



Why does an elephant paint his toenails all different colors?


So he can hide in the jelly bean jar.




Ever see an elephant in a jelly bean jar?


See! It worked!

 

[sour_grapes]

How do you get down from an elephant?

 

[AkTom]

Why does the elephant take toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper.

 

[jgmann67]

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. He's not a goose!

 

[bkisel]

My all time favorite is...

Why does an elephant's tail come to a point?

For streamlining!

 

[jgmann67]

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?


It was dead.




Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?


It was stapled to the first one.




Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?


He thought it was a game.



Why did the tree fall down?


He thought he was an elephant.

 

[Mismost]

I don't get it. Do elephants think this stuff is funny?

 

[jgmann67]

So the lion threw a big party in the jungle and all the animals were invited. All showed up but one. Know which one?


The elephant. He was still in the refrigerator.