winemanden
Senior Member
My friend Bill and I went into the sauna at the Health Club and there was a man just about to leave.
'Must be a new member,' Bill said. 'Judging from the size of his penis he should be in the Guinness Book of Records.'
'I had my penis in the Guinness Book of Records for a while,' I replied.
Bill looked me up and down. 'You must be joking' he laughed.
'It's true!' I insisted. 'Well it was until the Librarian told me to take it out!
'Must be a new member,' Bill said. 'Judging from the size of his penis he should be in the Guinness Book of Records.'
'I had my penis in the Guinness Book of Records for a while,' I replied.
Bill looked me up and down. 'You must be joking' he laughed.
'It's true!' I insisted. 'Well it was until the Librarian told me to take it out!
