jswordy
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I was at the bar of the “Texas Rose” tavern last night waiting for a beer, when a big ugly, heifer-size gal came up behind me and slapped me on the butt.
She said, “Hey sexy, I dig old guys - how about giving me your number.”
I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen?” She said, “ I sure do."
I said, “Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you're missing.”
My dental surgery is set for Wednesday.
She said, “Hey sexy, I dig old guys - how about giving me your number.”
I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen?” She said, “ I sure do."
I said, “Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you're missing.”
My dental surgery is set for Wednesday.
