Just had to share this one

[Waldo]

A married couple in their early 60's was celebrating their 40th Wedding Anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling
husband.'
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again.
I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'
The wife, and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof.
The husband became 92 years old.


The moral of this story: Men who are ungratefulmorons should remember

fairies are female.....

 

[moto-girl]

Thanks Waldo! That got a chuckle out of me.

 

[fivebk]

That's exactly what would have happened to me. LOL!!!!!!!

 

[fivebk]

BANNED FROM WAL-MART

This is why women should not take men shopping against
their will.

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on
her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.

Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she
loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart:

Dear Mrs. Samsel,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing
quite a commotion
in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have
been forced to ban
both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr.
Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1 June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go
off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor
leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an
official voice, Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away. '

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a
bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and
told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him, he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting
department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while
loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his
'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people
browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least .

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door,
waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'


This is too funny NOT to share

 

[grapeman]

16. October 31 - Went into the candy aisle with a garbage bag saying "Trick or Treat" repeatedly while grabbing bags of candy and putting them in his bag.