Good for you Wade! I love mine. They are simple to use. If by some chance when you get it, it won't suck the wine, take the top fitting off and make sure there isn't anything in it. Mine had a very tiny piece of steel in it and it wouldn't suck. Cleaned it out and never had another problem.
I really don't know how you would pinch your fingers in it. Now the Enolmatic I could see with the springs and all, but this is super easy.
Mine was $250 last year on sale. I haven't seen them on sale since them.
One other thing Wade. Get a large wood clamp (spring) or two and clamp it to the countertop edge. Otherwise it will move around on you. It is drilled for scres for those who want to screw it down.