<DIV ="Msonormal">I heard thatMasta and Wade,were getting very drunk at aWine Tasting Masta was hostingwhen suddenlyWade threw up all over himself.<?
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<DIV ="Msonormal">'Oh, no. Nowmy wifewill kill me!'<O></O>
<DIV ="Msonormal">Mastasays, 'Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket, tellyour wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill.'<O></O>
<DIV ="Msonormal">So theycontinued tastingfor another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually oleWade rolls into home and hiswife starts to give him a bad time.<O></O>
<DIV ="Msonormal">'You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're disgusting!'<O></O>
<DIV ="Msonormal">Speaking very carefully so as not to slur,Wade says, 'Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin! Itsh snot wha Yew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me... He had one too many and he juss couldin hold hizz liquor. He said he was verrry sorry an'stuck twennie bucks in my breast pocket for the cleaning bill!'<O></O>
<DIV ="Msonormal">Wade's wife reached in, pulls out the moneyfrom his breast pocket and says, 'But this is forty bucks.'<O></O>
<DIV ="Msonormal">'Oh, yeah... I almos' fergot, hekrapped in my pants, too.'<O></O>Edited by: Waldo
amespace prefix = o ns = "urnchemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><O></O><DIV ="Msonormal">'Oh, no. Nowmy wifewill kill me!'<O
></O><DIV ="Msonormal">Mastasays, 'Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket, tellyour wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill.'<O
></O><DIV ="Msonormal">So theycontinued tastingfor another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually oleWade rolls into home and hiswife starts to give him a bad time.<O
></O><DIV ="Msonormal">'You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're disgusting!'<O
></O><DIV ="Msonormal">Speaking very carefully so as not to slur,Wade says, 'Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin! Itsh snot wha Yew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me... He had one too many and he juss couldin hold hizz liquor. He said he was verrry sorry an'stuck twennie bucks in my breast pocket for the cleaning bill!'<O
></O><DIV ="Msonormal">Wade's wife reached in, pulls out the moneyfrom his breast pocket and says, 'But this is forty bucks.'<O
></O><DIV ="Msonormal">'Oh, yeah... I almos' fergot, hekrapped in my pants, too.'<O
></O>Edited by: Waldo 
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