winemanden
Senior Member
We went to this restaurant in Spain and ordered Octopus. The waiter said,"It will take four hours!" " Why on earth does it take so long?" I asked. "Ahh!" replied the waiter. "That is because the Chef puts the Octopus in the pot on the stove, but each time he turns his back the Octopus reaches out with his tentacle and turns the gas off!"
