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Some thoughts on aging...

Ageing: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
This is so true. I love to hear them say "you don't look that old."

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. (Mostly because we forgot why we
were waiting in line in the first place !!)

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me! I want people to know why I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

One of the many things no one tells you about ageing is that it is such a nice change from being young.

Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper but, it's worse when
you forget to pull it down.
 
Some thoughts on aging...

Ageing: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
This is so true. I love to hear them say "you don't look that old."

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. (Mostly because we forgot why we
were waiting in line in the first place !!)

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me! I want people to know why I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

One of the many things no one tells you about ageing is that it is such a nice change from being young.

Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper but, it's worse when
you forget to pull it down.
Statistically speaking, people who have more birthdays live longer.
 
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This of course this time change starts tonight in Southern Indiana for us! Fall back one hour so at 5p its dark.
If I stay up until 2am tonight and turn my clocks back one hour, they will all read 1 am. If I wait until they read 2 am again, do I turn them back to 1 am again? If I keep doing that, will I ever see the sun again?
 
My boss, who is on vacation, phoned me today. He asked, "Is everything OK at the office?"

I said, "It's all under control. It's been a very busy day. I haven't stopped to take a break all day."

"Can you do me a favor," he asked.

I said, "Of course, what is it?”

"Pick up the pace a little. I'm in the foursome behind you."
 

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