LOL That's funny is a sad kind of way!
I found this:
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RED DYE STAINS</font>
Linda
McCabe from Kent Island, Maryland writes; "To remove red dye number 2
(kool aid, punch, wine, etc.) spray a 50/50 mixture of ammonia and
water onto the stain. Place hot, steam iron on top of damp towel
covering the stain and let it set for 30 seconds. Lift the iron and the
towel. The stain will have transferred onto the towel. This even works
on old, set-in stains!"
And this:
</font>For red wine, soak with white wine! Rinse with cool
water and wash with enzyme laundry detergent. For white wine, rinse
well with cold water and launder as usual. Diver sent in this great
wine stain remover tip; "To remove wine from washable fabric soak stain
in club soda, then wash in cold water." Thanks Diver! Cindy Wilson
wanted to add her super wine stain tip; "Pour salt over the stain. The
salt will soak up the wine. Then vacuum." Thanks Cindy! Joy from
Seattle, WA writes: "I am not sure why this works - but one day,
staying at a friend's house, we spilled red wine on the nice family
tablecloth. I tried rinsing it under the sink to no avail. Someone
suggested we soak the tablecloth in milk, which we did - we soaked it
overnight and the next day rinsed it out - it came completely clean." A
Winemaker from Sonoma, Ca. writes; "Milk immediately poured on red wine
stains will remove the stain like an eraser. It's the fat in the milk.
It absorbs the molecules. Use whole milk or half and half. The fat in a
liquid form penetrates. The cold stops the spread. Let it soak awhile
to penetrate and absorb; the red will disappear immediately, but if
it's on a carpet give it time, carpets are treated to repel liquids.
I've tried 2% milk with only fair results." </font>
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