A woman takes a lover and has him over to her house in the afternoons when her husband is at work. One afternoon, during one of her romps, her 11 year old son decides to hide in the bedroom closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly so the woman hides her lover in the same closet.
The little boy say, "It is sure dark in here."
The man whispers, "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Do you want to buy it?"
Man: "No Thanks."
Boy: "My dad is outside."
Man: "Okay, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
Man: "Fine," and he buys the baseball.
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the man end up in the closet when the husband comes home unexpectedly.
Boy: "It sure is dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Remembering the last time, the man says, "Okay, how much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine," and he buys the glove.
A few days later the father says to the boy, "Get your glove and ball and we'll have a catch."
The boy says, "I can't because I sold them."
The father says, "You sold them?! For how much?"
The boys says "$1000."
The father says, "That is terrible over charging your friends. That glove and ball were not worth anything near to that amount. You are going to confession right now!" He takes his son to the Church confessional, has him kneel inside and shuts the door.
The little boy says, "It sure is dark in here."
The priest says: "Don't start that crap again!"
The little boy say, "It is sure dark in here."
The man whispers, "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Do you want to buy it?"
Man: "No Thanks."
Boy: "My dad is outside."
Man: "Okay, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
Man: "Fine," and he buys the baseball.
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the man end up in the closet when the husband comes home unexpectedly.
Boy: "It sure is dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Remembering the last time, the man says, "Okay, how much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine," and he buys the glove.
A few days later the father says to the boy, "Get your glove and ball and we'll have a catch."
The boy says, "I can't because I sold them."
The father says, "You sold them?! For how much?"
The boys says "$1000."
The father says, "That is terrible over charging your friends. That glove and ball were not worth anything near to that amount. You are going to confession right now!" He takes his son to the Church confessional, has him kneel inside and shuts the door.
The little boy says, "It sure is dark in here."
The priest says: "Don't start that crap again!"
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