Would you remarry?

[jswordy]

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading
when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "Oh SH*T!"

 

[jamesngalveston]

That, my friend is the best....It made me think my entire coming weekend diffrently.

 

[grapeman]

Jamesngalveston, not sure what you mean by that.... You planning on golfing, or talking to your wife about remarrying? LOL

 

[Thig]

James is "single by choice" don't you remember from his previous thread.

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[grapeman]

I remember thig. That's why I'm confused about what he has in mind for the weekend........... LOL

 

[Thig]

James, explain how the weekend of a single man goes. It has been so long I have forgotten.

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[jpike01]

Pictures or it didn't happen!

 

[Runningwolf]

Oh don't worry he'll find something in the white papers on the internet.