A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLD
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Its not all that bad Waldo. You get to hide your own Easter eggs every year and then spend the next week finding them.
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I try to be helpful…I was in
Home Depot the other day pushing my cart
around when I collided with
a young guy pushing his cart.I said to the young
guy, "Sorry about
that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I
wasn't
paying
attention to where I was going."The young guy says,
"That's
OK. It's a
coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't
find her and I'm getting
a little desperate.I said, "Well, maybe we
can help each other.. What does
your wife look like?"The young guy
says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall,
with blond hair, big blue
eyes, long legs, big ****s, and she's wearing
tight white shorts, a
halter top and no bra. What does your wife look
like?"I said,
"Doesn't matter --- let's look for
yours."
Most old guys are helpful like
that.
Home Depot the other day pushing my cart
around when I collided with
a young guy pushing his cart.I said to the young
guy, "Sorry about
that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I
wasn't
paying
attention to where I was going."The young guy says,
"That's
OK. It's a
coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't
find her and I'm getting
a little desperate.I said, "Well, maybe we
can help each other.. What does
your wife look like?"The young guy
says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall,
with blond hair, big blue
eyes, long legs, big ****s, and she's wearing
tight white shorts, a
halter top and no bra. What does your wife look
like?"I said,
"Doesn't matter --- let's look for
yours."
Most old guys are helpful like
that.
I second that "Bwahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
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We don't have a Home Depot here close by, but I think I will go over and look for her at Lowes!
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Kids!!!!!
MY LIVING WILL
Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
They got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
They are such $^%$#^$#'s...
MY LIVING WILL
Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
They got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
They are such $^%$#^$#'s...
Since we are sharing stories....
A man's love story....
<DIV id=yiv227653380>
Once upon a time,
APrince asked a beautiful Princess.... 'Will you marry me?'
The Princess said, 'NO !!!'
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and
wentfishing and hunting and played golf and drank beer and coffee and
had tonsof money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever
he wanted.
The end
A man's love story....
<DIV id=yiv227653380>
Once upon a time,
APrince asked a beautiful Princess.... 'Will you marry me?'
The Princess said, 'NO !!!'
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and
wentfishing and hunting and played golf and drank beer and coffee and
had tonsof money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever
he wanted.
The end
