Bacon

[winemanden]

A man went it to a Butchers in Glasgow. The Butcher was out the back, by a radiator.
The man was looking at what was on display at the glass counter. He shouts, 'Is that your Ayrshire bacon?'
The Butcher shouts back, ' No, I'm just warming my hands.'

 

[balatonwine]

I guess the joke is in the correct UK pronunciation. Being an American, I did not get it, till I looked it up:

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/pronunciation/english/ayrshire

 

[winojoe]

A man went it to a Butchers in Glasgow. The Butcher was out the back, by a radiator.
The man was looking at what was on display at the glass counter. He shouts, 'Is that your Ayrshire bacon?'
The Butcher shouts back, ' No, I'm just warming my hands.'

Nice

 

[baratras]

Do you think he burned himself on the radiator?

 

[reesekPal]

The story may be funny, but it didn't make me laugh. It reminded me of my story in life, when I one day in winter, froze my hands, which for some time, kept them in room temperature water and warmed them by the designer radiator from www.radiatoroutlet.co.uk/. It was not very cool, because the sensitivity of the hands is lost, and moving them becomes very difficult and unpleasant. It felt like my hands weren't mine. Take care of your health, don't be like me.

Your story looks funnier compared to the one I read above.