Geeez...
I was trying to throw them off. It's Great Whites!
Are you sure? It could also be ..
1) Wines with a big bite.
2) Fishy wines (insert Welch's reference here).
3) Wines that taste like bilge (insert yet another Welch's reference here).
4) Expensive wines (you need a loan shark to afford them).
5) Wines served at a performance of "west side story".
6) Wines preferred by Steven Spielberg.
7) Wines that need to swim in order to stay alive.
8) Wines that go great with most foods (they turn you from a man into an Eating machine).
9) Even Bigger and Bolder wines that will "Swallow you Whole".
10) Wines that go well with compressed air.
ok, #10 is a little far fetched.