Don't Read without a sense of humor!

[JohnT]

OK,

So I have been very good lately! There have been a lot of Welch's teasing going on and I have looked the other way.....

Holding back....
until now!


Ladies and Gentlemen,

My I please present to you the first ever report on the WMT Welch's Wine competition...


Welch.pdf

View attachment Welch.pdf

 

[cmason1957]

Oh that might just rile the masses just a bit, but I got a great chuckle out of it.

I am on the anti-welches bandwagon as well, can't stand the smell of it and wonder why anyone might drink it on purpose. Although, I might make a batch for my wifes family. They love anything sweet and I don't waste the good stuff on them.

 

[JohnT]

CMason,

It was really meant to be just a joke and not to offend people. Can't wait until Dan or JS read it!

 

[Elmer]

Bwahahahahahahaha!!!


But I have to say after making a batch of Welches, I am now in John's corner!
I would much rather drink kit wine, DB, SP or store bought swill (while playing with happy fun ball) than the welches I made.

I am sure others out make it great, just like some people can make a meal out of SPAM.
It just aint me!

 

[Boatboy24]

(while playing with happy fun ball)

A classic!

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gzDC-2ZO8I[/ame]

Nice work John. The New York Times will be calling any moment!

 

[dralarms]

Lol. Funny stuff right there

 

[Kraffty]

So I'm confused..... you're still looking forward to judging right???
Mike

 

[Julie]

Oh JohnT are you using your get out of jail free card for this joke

 

[wineforfun]

Well, John, I see you have had some extra time on your hands. I must say, though I am a jswordy disciple, that was very well written and very entertaining.

For those of you that keep referring to Welchs as being "sweet", that is because you are making it sweet, don't backsweeten it. I just made a batch of Welchs, left it dry and oaked it and I must say, it has a very unique flavor.

Ok, off to Etrade to purchase some more Welchs stock.

 

[olusteebus]

I read it with a sense of humor. Now I am nauseated. I wish I had not read it at all , with a sense of humor or not.

 

[fabrictodyefor]

I made a Welches grape juice and blackberry Dragon's Blood that is AWSOME! I am on my second batch with plans on getting a third one going....mmmmm maybe I should also do some investing!
However, your article made me chuckle.

 

[JohnT]

I made a Welches grape juice and blackberry Dragon's Blood that is AWSOME! I am on my second batch with plans on getting a third one going....mmmmm maybe I should also do some investing!
However, your article made me chuckle.

Fabri: Making you chuckle was exactly my intent.

Olustibus: sorry about that...

Julie: The card is in the mail and on it's way back to you as we speak.

 

[jswordy]

Whatever. Can't understand why the guy who hates the stuff was picked to judge it and all the folks here who love it were passed by. Now to me, that's funny!

PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WINEMAKER!

 

[GreginND]

Bravo!

 

[dralarms]

Hey Jim,

Huba huba.

 

[JohnT]

I don't think Julie is going to like that post JS.

I hope that I did not hurt your feelings. If I did, then I am sorry. This was just meant to be a funny continuation of the whole Welch's thing.

We Cool????

 

[wineforfun]

Jim,
I had to go back and read your post quite a few times. I couldn't understand why you were using the "American" reference. After about the fourth time, I finally saw the flag.

 

[DoctorCAD]

Loved it!!!

 

[JohnT]

Jim,
I had to go back and read your post quite a few times. I couldn't understand why you were using the "American" reference. After about the fourth time, I finally saw the flag.

Yea, got me puzzled too (I was born in Summit, NJ).

 

[Elmer]

Jim,
I had to go back and read your post quite a few times. I couldn't understand why you were using the "American" reference. After about the fourth time, I finally saw the flag.

I still dont see this flag you speak of!