Married 50 + years!

[ibglowin]

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa-bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But hey I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. So I said to my wife "it seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.


Aren't older women great?


They really know how to solve an old guy's problems!

 

[LoneStarLori]

Hehe. Yep, unlike a 23yr old, we have lots of years knowing how to make men suffer. And it doesn't have anything to do with sex.


Sent from my iPad because I spilled wine on my MacBook. Waaaah!

 

[richmke]

I wonder how many guys would take the trade

 

[jswordy]

Hell, I'd take the $750,000 home and the $45,000 car! Y'all living higher on the hog than ol middle class me!

 

[joeswine]

Marriage or married??

REALLY 50 + YEARS THAT'S WONDERFUL, MINE IS ONLY 37 BUT WHAT I HAVE DISCOVERED IS THAT WHAT ONCE WAS MINE IS HER'S AND WHAT'S HER'S IS HERS, SO THEY ISN'T ANY AUGMENTS,SEE!

 

[Olbuscap]

53 for us this past July. Back then we used to undress each other. Now, we just help each other get dressed!!!!!

 

[cimbaliw]

We will celebrate our 28th on Saturday. Two years ago this coming Thanksgiving weekend we started making wine. I have to admit that wine making has brought us just a little closer together

BC

 

[blazerpb]

My wife and I are celebrating 40 years this coming July.
I have found out that what I was able to do all night 40 years ago now takes me all night to do.

 

[Charlesthewino]

We just celebrated 29 years last weekend! Looking forward to 50!


Sent from my iPad using Wine Making

 

[NC-beeman]

It will be 30 years in March for Barbara and I. Hey does wine making Help a marriage to last? Not many people I know have been married very lone, at least not to the same person.