Mike, I rarely get on that side of the river either. Maybe a few times a year to visit in-laws who live "on the other side". Grew up near Mechanicsburg. Extended family was from up north in the Wellsboro area.
Used to work for an outfit named Alphabet Graphics, then part of it was sold to Lancaster Ultragraphics. They have since been split/sold, so I guess I got out at the right time!
PS. Have some "bitters" in the keg, gotta keep up my homebrewing technique.