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Little grey hair lady pulled over for going a bit over the speed limit. Cop asked for lic and registration. As she handed them to him he asked if there were any weapons in the car?

Well yes, there's a nice pink S&W in my hand bag in the us passenger seat.

Any others?

Well, there's a Glock in the glove box.

Anything else?

Well, yes there's a 357 in the console.

Cop stops writing.... Anything else???

There's a pump 12 ga on the back seat.

Cop is floored... That EVERYTHING ???

Well no, there's an AR in the trunk.

Cop says please keep your hands in plain sight, don't reach for anything!! Hands papers back along with a warning ticket.

Cop asks, Mam, just what are you afraid of???

She smiles back, "absolutely nothing!!"
 

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