hey when they come to your deer stand and say, hey I've hunted here for years, funny the look on there faces looking down the bore of a 44 ma, lolThe one thing missing on the farm sign: farms aren't public property. Had a house for sale with acres, older buyer commented, "my grandkids will have a great area to ride their motorcycles". I said as long as they are on your property, I don't allow motorcycles on mine. End of sale.....
There was this guy on a quiz show who failed every question. The question master asked 'What happened?' 'Not my fault,' the man replied. 'I had all the right answers, the questions were wrong'.