Post a Meme, any Meme! (no politics)

[Sage]

 

[jswordy]

Lil Southern humor...

 

[jswordy]

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Ever priced one? It's like getting half a loaf of bread for the full loaf price! (Apologies to any forum member who owns one. But really, it is!)

 

[JustJoe]

Ever priced one? It's like getting half a loaf of bread for the full loaf price! (Apologies to any forum member who owns one. But really, it is!)

I drove one once which was really interesting since I am 6' 4" and 220 pounds. Once I was shoehorned in I couldn't move my legs enough to pedal it. So I disagree with your assessment - it's more like a fourth of a loaf.

 

[jswordy]

 

[Rocky]

A little scary but could be true soon! Ordering pizza in 2022.

CALLER: Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir?
CALLER: My usual? You know me?
GOOGLE: According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.
CALLER: Super! That’s what I’ll have.
GOOGLE: May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?
CALLER: What? I don’t want a vegetarian pizza!
GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
CALLER: How the hell do you know that?
GOOGLE: Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
CALLER: Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetarian pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.
GOOGLE: Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once at Lloyds Pharmacy, 4 months ago.
CALLER: I bought more from another Pharmacy.
GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.
CALLER: I paid in cash.
GOOGLE: But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.
CALLER: I have other sources of cash.
GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your latest tax returns, unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law!
CALLER: WHAT THE HELL!
GOOGLE: I'm sorry sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.
CALLER: Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without the internet, TV, where there is no phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.
GOOGLE: I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago.

 

[jswordy]

 

[Boatboy24]

A little scary but could be true soon! Ordering pizza in 2022.

CALLER: Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir?
CALLER: My usual? You know me?
GOOGLE: According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.
CALLER: Super! That’s what I’ll have.
GOOGLE: May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?
CALLER: What? I don’t want a vegetarian pizza!
GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
CALLER: How the hell do you know that?
GOOGLE: Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
CALLER: Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetarian pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.
GOOGLE: Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once at Lloyds Pharmacy, 4 months ago.
CALLER: I bought more from another Pharmacy.
GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.
CALLER: I paid in cash.
GOOGLE: But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.
CALLER: I have other sources of cash.
GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your latest tax returns, unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law!
CALLER: WHAT THE HELL!
GOOGLE: I'm sorry sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.
CALLER: Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without the internet, TV, where there is no phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.
GOOGLE: I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago.

Sad, but true. And now Facebook is all mad at Apple for giving people the option to not have themselves tracked by apps.

 

[Bleedaggie]

 

[sour_grapes]

 

[sour_grapes]

 

[cmason1957]

 

[Sage]

I like it!!

 

[Merrywine]

 

[jswordy]

 

[jswordy]

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So I stole your COVID meme and posted it to Facebook, and it is EVEN FUNNIER what they then did to it!!!

 

[cmason1957]

So I stole your COVID meme and posted it to Facebook, and it is EVEN FUNNIER what they then did to it!!!

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Oh that is just absolutely wonderful. I am just sitting here giggling out loud. Particularly when I tell you I stole it from someone else on Facebook that didn't have that "warning" all over it.

 

[jswordy]

Oh that is just absolutely wonderful. I am just sitting here giggling out loud. Particularly when I tell you I stole it from someone else on Facebook that didn't have that "warning" all over it.

I ABSOLUTELY EFFING BELIEVE IT, having done the same myself!!! Shared a meme right off FB, had it removed for being un-factual. THEY ARE EFFING JOKES, FB!!! "Artificial intelligence," indeed!

 

[jswordy]

Just wanna say this is the funniest thing I have seen all week, and I hope to GOD no one here was drunk enough to fall for it. If you did, I hope you sold up quick. Cuz a LOT of people are losing their azzes on this classic "pump and dump" right now. Interesting, though – For some strange reason, the news media are NOT covering all the losers, like they covered the winners! Move along, nothing to see here except a company that's really worth $16 a share...

 

[bstnh1]