Only in This Crazy World....
do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and store our useless junk in the garage.
do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.