A Heavenly Christmas Story...
Three good old boys died on December 1st and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. "In honor of the Holy Season, you must possess something that is symbolic of Christmas."
The three nervously fumbled through their pockets. The Texan pulled out a lighter, lit it and said, "This is a candle!"
"You may enter," said Saint Peter.
The lumberjack from Minnesota pulled out his key ring, shook it and said, "These are bells!"
"You may enter," said Saint Peter.
The Steelworker from Pittsburgh pulled out a pair of women's panties and said, "These are Carol's."
Hey, it was worth a shot!