A father on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it is his daughter's birthday. He stops at a toy store and goes in and asks the salesperson, 'How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have, Work Out Barbie, Shopping Barbie, Beach Barbie, Disco Barbie, Astronaut Barbie, Skater Barbie, all for $19.95 each and Divorced Barbie for $265.95.'
The amazed father asks: 'It's what? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'
The slightly miffed salesgirl rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Truck, Ken's House, Ken's Fishing Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Dog, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made from Ken's testicles.’