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WELL...Unfortunately, the cost of living has finally affected me financially. Times are HARD! So In order to offset the extra cost for food, electricity, gas etc. I GOTTA make some extra money on the side...it is what it is.
So here’s to my new venture.

So...I am now proud to announce that I am selling "ADULT TOYS/PRODUCTS". I hope no one will feel embarrassed to ask for them. I have all kinds, sizes, and styles according to your needs. I can send pictures and dimensions etc. Just ask. Discretion is guaranteed!!

Ask for yours anytime. I have everything listed below:
-Walkers
-Wheelchairs
-Oxygen tanks
-Walking sticks
-Adult diapers
-Teeth glue
-Heating pads and more

Copy n paste if u have a sense of humor!!!... I did!!
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We all need a good laugh.
 
I remember when I could reach over the side of an F150 and pick up a wrench from the floor of the bed! You’d need a ladder now! Heck the new Rangers are as big as the 1970’s full size!
I had an F-250 Super Duty a few years ago and I always felt like I was climbing a ladder to get into it!
 

@Gilmango:​

Story of the Schitt Family​



For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find
ourselves at a loss when someone says, “You don’t know Jack Schitt!” Well,
thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had
one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents’ objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt
later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them,
she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt
Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were
inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens
brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper
announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were
Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.
Bull Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when
someone says, “You don’t know Jack Schitt,” you can correct them.
Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt​

 
Once I was in the parking lot at Home Despot in my very small 1995 Honda Civic hatchback. I open the hatch, slide my 2x6's into the car, close the hatch, and watch the guys next door try to secure their 2x4's hanging out of the short bed of their king cab pickup. :slp
All I can say is my favorite feature is being able to fit full sheets of plywood and 2x's UNDER my Tonneau cover and not extend beyond the tailgate. And my neighbors are very comfortable on the drive to Costco, and still room for the stock up.

I have never been offered a ride in the back of their Tacoma...


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All I can say is my favorite feature is being able to fit full sheets of plywood and 2x's UNDER my Tonneau cover and not extend beyond the tailgate. And my neighbors are very comfortable on the drive to Costco, and still room for the stock up.

I have never been offered a ride in the back of their Tacoma...


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That would be a nice luxury.

I will say that I had a system down for carrying sheet goods on the roof of that Civic. I could get them up, tie them down, and be off in a few minutes. (If necessary, carrying 3 passengers, like you, I think.)
 

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