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Boatboy24
No longer a newbie, but still clueless.
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
If a bottle of poison reaches its expiration date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?
Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
The word "swims" upside-down and backward is still "swims".
Over 100 years ago, everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today, everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
If people evolved from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?
Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in refrigerator?
As I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake!
If a bottle of poison reaches its expiration date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?
Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
The word "swims" upside-down and backward is still "swims".
Over 100 years ago, everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today, everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
If people evolved from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?
Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in refrigerator?
As I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake!
I can assure you that my wife and her twin sister are painfully aware that BOTH OF THEM were unplanned.
More idle musings...
I'm responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it the most never use it.
My tolerance for idiots is extremely low these days. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously, there's a new strain out there.
It's not my age that bothers me - it's the side effects.
I'm not saying I'm old and worn out, but I make sure I'm nowhere near the curb on trash day.
As I watch this generation try and rewrite our history, I'm sure of one thing: it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.
As I've gotten older, people think I've become lazy. The truth is I'm just being more energy efficient.
I haven't gotten anything done today. I've been in the Produce Department trying to open this stupid plastic bag.
I'm responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it the most never use it.
My tolerance for idiots is extremely low these days. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously, there's a new strain out there.
It's not my age that bothers me - it's the side effects.
I'm not saying I'm old and worn out, but I make sure I'm nowhere near the curb on trash day.
As I watch this generation try and rewrite our history, I'm sure of one thing: it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.
As I've gotten older, people think I've become lazy. The truth is I'm just being more energy efficient.
I haven't gotten anything done today. I've been in the Produce Department trying to open this stupid plastic bag.
And a few more...
If you find yourself feeling many of your life struggles were in vain, remember it took 20 years, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives and four presidents to replace the Taliban with the Taliban.
Turns out that being a "senior" is mostly just googling how to do stuff.
I want to be 18 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.
I'm on two simultaneous diets. I wasn't getting enough food on one.
I put my scale in the bathroom corner and that's where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.
My mind is like an internet browser. At least 18 open tabs, 3 of them are frozen, and I have no clue where the music is coming from.
Hard to believe I once had a phone attached to a wall, and when it rang, I picked it up without knowing who was calling.
My wife says I keep pushing her buttons. If that were true, I would have found mute by now.
There is no such thing as a grouchy old person. The truth is that once you get old, you stop being polite and start being honest.
If you find yourself feeling many of your life struggles were in vain, remember it took 20 years, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives and four presidents to replace the Taliban with the Taliban.
Turns out that being a "senior" is mostly just googling how to do stuff.
I want to be 18 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.
I'm on two simultaneous diets. I wasn't getting enough food on one.
I put my scale in the bathroom corner and that's where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.
My mind is like an internet browser. At least 18 open tabs, 3 of them are frozen, and I have no clue where the music is coming from.
Hard to believe I once had a phone attached to a wall, and when it rang, I picked it up without knowing who was calling.
My wife says I keep pushing her buttons. If that were true, I would have found mute by now.
There is no such thing as a grouchy old person. The truth is that once you get old, you stop being polite and start being honest.
winemanden
Senior Member
Upon reflection, with a lock like that, I'd probably not leave the house sober, either!
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