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They must be lonely.
In promulgating your esoteric cogitations or articulating your superficial sentimentalities, and amicable philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity. Let your
conversational communications possess a clarified conciseness, a compacted comprehendedness, coalescent consistency, and a concatenated cogency, eschew all conglomerations and garrulity, jejune babblement, and asinine affections. Let your extemporaneous descantings and unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and voracious vivacity, without rodomontade or thrasonical bombast. Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pompous prolificacy, ventriloquil verbosity, and vain vapidity.
In other words, say what you mean, mean what you say, and don't use big words!
winemanden
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winemanden
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The car comes to a stop on a deserted country back road...
She: "I suppose you are going to give me the 'out of gas' routine."
He: "No. I was going to give you the 'hereafter' routine."
She: "What is the 'hereafter' routine?"
He: "If you aren't here after what I'm here after, you're going to be here after I'm gone."
She: "I suppose you are going to give me the 'out of gas' routine."
He: "No. I was going to give you the 'hereafter' routine."
She: "What is the 'hereafter' routine?"
He: "If you aren't here after what I'm here after, you're going to be here after I'm gone."
