An 80 year old woman was about to be married for the 4th time and was being interviewed by a local news person. The reporter asked, "Would you mind telling us what your husbands did for a living?"
She replied, "The first was a banker, the second was a ringmaster at the circus, the third was a pastor and this one is an undertaker."
The reporter said, "That is amazing, all those varied professions!"
The lady said, "Not really, it was one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go!"