Running Wolf

Daisy317 · Feb 23, 2011

Tom said:
Queen huh?

Dem's fi'tin' werds... :tz

Runningwolf · Feb 23, 2011

Daisy317 said:
Dem's fi'tin' werds...

AHHHH be nice or Tom will git them Jersy boys to kick my butt!

Wade E · Feb 23, 2011

Ahhh, foget ahbout et!

Daisy317 · Feb 23, 2011

Runningwolf said:
AHHHH be nice or Tom will git them Jersy boys to kick my butt!

*Imagining a bunch of mafia thugs storming down I-80 towards western pennysltucky in a tinted out escalade baring 9mms... meeting a roadblock consisting of toothless hillbillies in beat up pickups with shotguns and hunting rifles pointing straight on... The "old time jukebox" playing Johnny Cash & Merle in the background... As bad polyester button ups and mossy oak camo meet and flash across the 10 o'clock news in a blaze of gunfire...*

Tom · Feb 23, 2011

Daisy317 said:
*Imagining a bunch of mafia thugs storming down I-80 towards western pennysltucky in a tinted out escalade baring 9mms... meeting a roadblock consisting of toothless hillbillies in beat up pickups with shotguns and hunting rifles pointing straight on... The "old time jukebox" playing Johnny Cash & Merle in the background... As bad polyester button ups and mossy oak camo meet and flash across the 10 o'clock news in a blaze of gunfire...*

Rememba da Mafia show from NJ. Dat sounds goood wit dat big tinted SUV whippen Dan's arse. I guess me taoght him well. I member when he come here.. didnt know Jack Schitt. Well I was wrong he was Baby S____
Well... here's da story..

Jack Schitt is the son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six children.

Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after childbirth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt; two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt; and another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son named Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt.

Bull Schitt just married a spicy little number named Pisa Schitt and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt.

Now you can proudly proclaim "I know the true story of Jack Schitt!"