winemanden
Senior Member
A doctor has been treating an 80 year old woman most of her life. When he retires a young doctor takes over her care. At the first check-up with him, he's amazed to find a prescription for birth control pills.
'Mrs. Smith, do you realise you've been taking birth control pills?'
'Yes; they help me sleep at night,' says Mrs. Smith.
'I assure you there's nothing in the pills that could possibly help you sleep,' says the doctor.
The old lady reaches out and pats the young doctor on the knee.
'Yes dear, I know that, but every morning I grind one up and mix it in with my 16 year old granddaughter's orange juice. Believe me sonny, it helps me sleep at night.'
'Mrs. Smith, do you realise you've been taking birth control pills?'
'Yes; they help me sleep at night,' says Mrs. Smith.
'I assure you there's nothing in the pills that could possibly help you sleep,' says the doctor.
The old lady reaches out and pats the young doctor on the knee.
'Yes dear, I know that, but every morning I grind one up and mix it in with my 16 year old granddaughter's orange juice. Believe me sonny, it helps me sleep at night.'
