SMURFE DOWN

[Waldo]

<DIV dir=ltr>Smurfeand his wifewere shopping in their local Wal-Mart the other day when smurfe picked up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asked hiswife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demandshis wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aislesfurther on alongshe picks up a $20 jar of facecream and puts it in thebasket.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks smurfe.

'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replied hiswife.

Smurfe retorts: 'So does 24 cans ofBudweiser and it's half the price !!!!!


On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.'

 

[IQwine]

 

[Joanie]

Hehehehehehehehe

 

[xanxer82]

bwahahahahaha

 

[Runningwolf]

 

[fivebk]

BOB

 

[ibglowin]

I'll have to remember that line.....

On second thought perhaps not!

 

[grapeman]

I'm glad you chimed in here. I thought everybody had jumped ship! Nobody posted all afternoon since about 1:30.


Poor Smurfe! Why was he buying Bud though with alll his kegged stuff?

 

[smurfe]

 

[Tom]

ONG !
But, Smurf just bought $$$ brewing system. What is he doing buying BEER? LOL !

 

[Tom]

ONG !
But, Smurfe just bought $$$ brewing system. What is he doing buying BEER? LOL !

 

[gaudet]

I'm still waiting for Smurfe to call me to help him brew......

 

[nhdennis]

Sure but as you know Smurfe waits a little longer to make sure its just right....

 

[nursejohn]

That is funny, no matter who you are!

 

[smurfe]

I'm still waiting for Smurfe to call me to help him brew......

If there dude would ever come hook up the heat in the shed I would brew. I am getting really tired of his excuses. I have all of my stuff packed up in the house waiting to move it to the shed. It should of been done 3 months ago.

 

[Waldo]

I'm still waiting for Smurfe to call me to help him brew......

If there dude would ever come hook up the heat in the shed I would brew. I am getting really tired of his excuses. I have all of my stuff packed up in the house waiting to move it to the shed. It should of been done 3 months ago.

And now folks, you know why smurfe was buying Budweiser

 

[Wade E]

No way n heck would Smurfe be buying Bud!!!!!!! I can see him getting a few commercial beers here and there bu it wouldnt be Budweiser, except maybe to give to people to make them leave!

 

[rrawhide]

maybe he is rebottling the Bud into his own cans - - -
hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

as Waldo says "bawaaaaaaawwasasagggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha!!

rrawhide

 

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