The dentist

[geek]

Dentist: "How did you lose your three teeth?"

Patient: "My wife prepared the pancakes and they were very hard to eat."

Dentist: "Then you could have refused to eat them."

Patient: "I did refuse to eat them. Hence, I lost my three teeth."

 

[JohnT]

My favorite dentist joke is this one..

A woman gets into the dentist chair to have a cavity filled. As the dentist is just about ready to inject Novocain into her gums, the woman reached over and grasps then dentist's crotch.

Then the woman said.. "Now we aren't going to hurt one another, are we??".

 

[Alan tate]

My favorite dentist joke is this one..

A woman gets into the dentist chair to have a cavity filled. As the dentist is just about ready to inject Novocain into her gums, the woman reached over and grasps then dentist's crotch.

Then the woman said.. "Now we aren't going to hurt one another, are we??".

 

[Alan tate]

The lady said i dont know whats worse having a tooth pulled or having a baby the doc said hurry up and make your mind up so i can adjust the chair.