Don't kill anyone on a Friday, then you miss the entire weekend in jail. Always on a Monday!
Have had a really bad yesterday followed by a really bad last night. I had 1.5 hrs sleep and want nothing more than to call in sick... but I know its a high case load day and will feel guilty if I do that. So with limited makeup and a no fuss ponytail, here goes nothing! Wish me luck please, I am gonna need it not to kill anyone!