Today my wife had her "nesting" moment for this pregnancy and began throwing random items out of the front door. Apparently it was all "junk" though the majority of it looked perfectly functional to me.
Still, functional or not I know from experience not to argue, and just to politely ask what I can do to help.
I was given a simple mission for the day, get the trailer from out back, load up her "nesting junk" and haul it to the dumpster out at Dad's.
Sssooooo......
I buried the jeep.
Doesn't look bad because the ruts are filled with water. But the front end was almost resting on the frame.
The 4WD jeep that I have taken up mountains and down riverbanks and through this crap that is supposed to be the "street" I live on:
Buried. In. My. Yard.
And after spending a few moments of slinging mud across the yard, into the trees, over the roof of the house, and finally unhitching the trailer, I got it out. And in order to turn around had to pull the mud soaked monstrosity onto the patio.
Mud. All. Over. Pregnant. Wife's. Patio.
And keep in mind she's in NESTING MODE!
Needless to say I spent the rest of the day fixing ruts with a garden rake and spraying mud off of the patio. And running for my life every time she came outside.