How about "Hack-a-mee"?"Ack-a-mee."
Funny thing is that the station ID announcement for Channel 8 (NBC) out of Lank'ster (York and Harrisburg) pronounce it Land-CAST-er for some unknown reason, and I know the announcer was born in the Lank'ster area.At least I know you are saying "Lancaster" correctly. Out in the wild, people tend to say "Lan-CAST-er," instead of the proper LANk'ster.
Though back to the thread, you can get some good food in Lank'ster for sure, even if you visit from Ball-tee-more.