Dirt and Garbage Wine Recipe
• To 1 gallon of rain water, add 3 cups of dirt and boil for 20 minutes
• Turn off heat and add weeds from yard, about 2 well stuffed pockets worth
• Add any other garbage as appropriate e.g., corncobs, leaves, grass, etc...
• Add: Sugar to SG 1.090 or so, 1 tsp nutrient, 1/2 tsp energizer, 1/2 tsp powdered tannin (optional depending on weeds used)
• When cooled to about 90°f, give a good stir and add to primary fermenter, such as lunch size igloo cooler with flip-top lid
• Add packet of EC-1118
• Cover with towel and stir daily until SG reaches 1.020
• Let dirt settle 1 day and rack into secondary
• When SG is stable below 1.000 for three days add more dirt and garbage to clear the wine as described below
• Add 1 sanitized, dried, powdered eggshell, and 1 crushed campden tablet, and stir well
• Add bentonite per package instructions, and stir well to make mud
• After 2 weeks, rack off sediment into another container
• Sample wine, and if the weeds or garbage you used leaves any harsh tannins, or if you just want to use more garbage, add more garbage as follows
• Add to 1 egg white, 1 tsp water and a pinch of salt. Stir well, but gently. Pour into wine and stir gently.
• In 1-2 weeks, rack off sediment.
• You can now bottle. If you prefer your garbage sweeter, proceed as follows
• Dissolve 15 to 30 of the hard candies your kids didn't eat from last Halloween in 1cup of warm water
• Stir in 1/2 tsp potassium sorbate, add garbage candy and stir
• Wait 1 week to ensure no fermentation and bottle
Go for it!