jswordy
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A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
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"My hair and makeup are NOT done, the house is a MESS, the dishes are NOT done, I'm still in my PAJAMAS and I can't be BOTHERED with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?"
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"Because he's thinking of getting married."
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
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"My hair and makeup are NOT done, the house is a MESS, the dishes are NOT done, I'm still in my PAJAMAS and I can't be BOTHERED with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?"
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"Because he's thinking of getting married."
