OK,
So that REALLY did not sound good!!!
Here JohnT I'll help you out
This is the basic recipe that I'm using for mine:
Deli Dill Pickles
INGREDIENTS
3 to 4 lbs pickling cucumbers (Kirby, Northern Pickling, etc), washed and ends trimmed
Brine
8 cups filtered water
1 cup white vinegar (at least 5% acidity)
3/4 cup of pickling or canning salt
Flavorings
1 head garlic (about 12- 16 cloves), cloves peeled and left whole
scant 1/2 cup pickling spice
1 large dill flower head, or 4 tsp dill seed, or 2 fresh bunches dill
METHODS
Pickling
Day 1. Add water, vinegar and salt to a medium stockpot and bring to a boil over high heat. Stir to dissolve salt; remove from heat and cool to room temperature.
In a large glass or ceramic bowl or crock or clean plastic pail (avoid metal, as it can turn garlic cloves blue), add about half of the flavorings. Add cucumbers. Pour brine over cucumbers to cover. Scatter the remaining flavorings over the top. Weigh down cucumbers with an inverted, clean plate. Cover bowl with a clean kitchen towel or cheesecloth. Let stand at cool room temperature (70 – 75 degrees F).
Days 3 -21. Every couple of days, check your pickles and skim off any scum that rises to the top of the bowl. The pickles will bubble as they ferment; when the bubbling ceases, after about 3 to 4 weeks, fermentation is complete, but you can pull the pickles any time during the process, whenever they taste the best to you. If not canning, move pickles to the refrigerator to stop fermentation: pickles will last for months refrigerated.
Canning
Prepare canner, jars and lids. Be sure to sterilize jars with a full 15-minute boil prior to filling.
Strain brine into a large saucepan, reserving pickles and flavorings; bring brine to a boil over high heat. Reduce heat and boil gently for 5 minutes.
Pack pickles into hot, sterilized jars with a generous 1/2-inch head space. Add a few pickled garlic cloves and a spoonful of spices to each jar if you wish. Ladle hot brine into jar to cover pickles, leaving 1/2-inch head space. Process in a boiling water bath for 5 minutes.
Yields 3 to 4 quarts, or 6 – 7 pints pickles.