I ate my daughters homework!!!!!

[shoebiedoo]

So I get a call from my daughter (17 years old) asking me how to mince garlic. She a little pissed because her Global Gourmet teacher at school is making her cook a curried chicken dish at home with out much help. She reads me the spices and it and they consist of askdfqwe, jaedfow, kef, e, and hbwedofh (those were her pronunciations). No curry mentioned anywhere. I questioned that, but resided in just telling what she wanted to know. Being an ex-chef i realized that the recipe was more or less concocting a curry powder. My job was to help her with cooking techniques only. My fee was to get fed. Well this dish was really good. My daughter was to bring a sample to school the next day along with a paper explaining how she liked it. Her sample consisted of 1 piece of diced chicken and a teaspoon of rice. LOL I ate the rest. hope it doesn't cost her.

 

[GerardVineyard]

Curry powder consists of coriander, turmeric, cumin, fenugreek, red pepper, ginger, garlic, asafoetida, fennel, caraway, cinnamon, clove, mustard seed, and cardamom. So what was your daughter trying to pronounce with askdfqwe, jaedfow, kef, e, and hbwedofh?

 

[Runningwolf]

Whooopssss

 

[Arne]

Did you notice on the front page, it said I ate my daughter (signed)Runningwolf. Now it is probably gonna say I ate my daughter (signed) Arne. Probably get to go to the corner now. Arne.

 

[shoebiedoo]

Curry powder consists of coriander, turmeric, cumin, fenugreek, red pepper, ginger, garlic, asafoetida, fennel, caraway, cinnamon, clove, mustard seed, and cardamom. So what was your daughter trying to pronounce with askdfqwe, jaedfow, kef, e, and hbwedofh?

Believe it or not, it was tumeric, cardamom were 2 that I think she was having trouble with. and she's going to be an English major!

 

[djrockinsteve]

My 2 step daughters come up with some hilarious pronounciations themselves and they have no idea they are pronouncing them wrong.

Once my step daughter came home and told us the 7 eleven had 2 pints of iced tea for a buck. She pronounced it like stints.

The other one pronounced chaos as Chow-us.

So may more, and all funny. It must be the education they got because it's not the child raising.