Male or Female

Runningwolf · Jul 5, 2012

You might nothave known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male orfemale. Here are some examples:

FREEZERBAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see rightthrough them.

PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them upagain.. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons arepushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TIRES:
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

HOTAIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light afire under their butt.

SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water..

WEBPAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently gettinghit on.

TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking uppeople...

EGGTIMERS:
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to thebottom.

HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and areoccasionally handy to have around.

THEREMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easilygives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always knowwhich buttons to push, he just keeps trying