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[ibglowin]

 

[Darrell Hawley]

 

[jswordy]

Dennis, I got a chuckle out of seeing this notification and it brought back memories of some confusing messages from my youth. I am of the generation where in the 50's we used to "duck and cover" or get "under our desks" as protection against a nuclear attack. Then, on the evening news, we would see videos of houses being turned into toothpicks from an A-bomb blast. I was only about 10 at the time but I did not think my desk was going to provide adequate protection. Instead of "duck and cover" they should have told us, "Drop to your knees, put your head between your legs and kiss your ass good-bye!"

I reside in the #16 Russian ICBM target if nuclear war breaks out. That is a decade-old stat, too. With the exponential growth in defense here, we're very probably top 10 now. No need to worry about bomb shelters, I will be instantly vaporized. Like I never happened. That's why there are no public bomb shelters here.

 

[Dennis Griffith]

I reside in the #16 Russian ICBM target if nuclear war breaks out. That is a decade-old stat, too. With the exponential growth in defense here, we're very probably top 10 now. No need to worry about bomb shelters, I will be instantly vaporized. Like I never happened. That's why there are no public bomb shelters here.

Interesting. Well, I did review said document and it did detail strike zones and fallout patterns. Basically, within 24 to 48 hours, we're all screwed, regardless of where you are in the lower 48 states.

 

[jswordy]

Interesting. Well, I did review said document and it did detail strike zones and fallout patterns. Basically, within 24 to 48 hours, we're all screwed, regardless of where you are in the lower 48 states.

30 years ago, I moved here from what was then a top-5 Russian priority. But over those decades, they keep moving stuff from THERE to HERE! I've seen stuff saying the Midwest flyover country could be spared. But I would rather be vaporized. To survive would be to live in hell.

 

[Dennis Griffith]

30 years ago, I moved here from what was then a top-5 Russian priority. But over those decades, they keep moving stuff from THERE to HERE! I've seen stuff saying the Midwest flyover country could be spared. But I would rather be vaporized. To survive would be to live in hell.

There's cheap land in the Yukon. You'll have to have your grapes (or grape juice) shipped in from Down Under. Take a heavy coat, but at least you won't have to wear a CBN suit to work.

 

[Rocky]

There's cheap land in the Yukon. You'll have to have your grapes (or grape juice) shipped in from Down Under. Take a heavy coat, but at least you won't have to wear a CBN suit to work.

That might be a bad move, Dennis. We will probably give Alaska back to Russia in the near future as a result of concentrated and difficult negotiations to stop the war in the Ukraine.

 

[ibglowin]

 

[Dennis Griffith]

That might be a bad move, Dennis. We will probably give Alaska back to Russia in the near future as a result of concentrated and difficult negotiations to stop the war in the Ukraine.

Well, the Yukon is in Canada and if that happens, well, you won't have to drive far to get vodka.

 

[Boatboy24]

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At Costco today, the Prime packers were down to $3.99/lb.

 

[Rocky]

Yukon is in Canada

Of course it is. Thank you! I should have been more attentive in geography class.

 

[Darrell Hawley]

 

[Darrell Hawley]

 

[ibglowin]

 

[winemaker81]

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This is true unless what you are supposed to be doing is making wine, in which case you are foolish!

 

[my wine]

 

[Dennis Griffith]

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Maybe he's hosting a melon seed spitting contest??

 

[winemaker81]

Maybe he's hosting a melon seed spitting contest??

Or a barrel of watermelon wine!

 

[winemaker81]

This would make a great Sesame Street parody ....

 

[my wine]