You can tune a piano, but you cannot tuna fish.
Writing with a broken pencil is pointless.
I changed my iPods name to "Titanic." It is syncing now.
England does not have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
This girl said she recognized me from the Vegetarian Club, but I swear I never met herbivore.
I know a guy that is addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop anytime.
The thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the fog clears in Los Angeles, UCLA.
I got some batteries which were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married and now they fight tooth and nail.
A will is a dead give away.
The police were summoned to the day care center where a 3-year-old was resisting a rest.
A bicycle cannot stand alone because it is two tired.