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[ratflinger]

Looks like Trader Joe's

 

[Boatboy24]

 

[ibglowin]

Have had snow (unmelted) here at the house since November! Backyard now half clear!

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[Rocky]

 

[Rocky]

 

[Rocky]

 

[jswordy]

 

[jswordy]

 

[jswordy]

 

[Christopher Anderson]

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Trader joe's I assume. Saw that at my local one.

 

[Christopher Anderson]

Cybersecurity experts have found an easy way to spot North Korean hackers. They never use the Shift key because they hate capitalism.

 

[jswordy]

 

[Boatboy24]

 

[Sage]

 

[Sage]

 

[jswordy]

 

[sour_grapes]

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I live with two beautiful women, so on occasion I make baked chicken leg/thigh quarters, 3 to a pan. I put them in a frying pan like a triskelion, that is, three legs in a circle like the flag of Sicily or the Isle of Man: . But to do this, all three legs must be the same leg, right or left. So I find myself explaining to the grocer that I want three legs, but they must all be the same "handedness," left or right doesn't matter, but all must be the same. They are generally bemused and comply, but I have to wonder what the hell they think about my foibles!

 

[Christopher Anderson]

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Blonde?

 

[Rocky]

Some more puns...

• Did you know muffins spelled backwards is what you do when you take them out of the oven?
• Scientifically, a raven has 17 primary wing feathers, the big ones at the end of the wing. They are called pinion feathers. A crow has 16. So, the difference between a raven and a crow is only a matter of a pinion.
• I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling jokes. I turned to a local tribal leader and said, "That lizard is really funny!" The leader replied, "That's not a lizard. He's a stand-up chameleon.
• I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork. I thought I nailed it but nobody saw it.
• Just spoke with Bill Withers and told him "Ain't No Sunshine When She's Gone" is bad grammar. He said, "I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know."

 

[jswordy]

Some more puns...

• Did you know muffins spelled backwards is what you do when you take them out of the oven?
• Scientifically, a raven has 17 primary wing feathers, the big ones at the end of the wing. They are called pinion feathers. A crow has 16. So, the difference between a raven and a crow is only a matter of a pinion.
• I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling jokes. I turned to a local tribal leader and said, "That lizard is really funny!" The leader replied, "That's not a lizard. He's a stand-up chameleon.
• I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork. I thought I nailed it but nobody saw it.
• Just spoke with Bill Withers and told him "Ain't No Sunshine When She's Gone" is bad grammar. He said, "I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know."

I didn't know you believed in the occult, Rocky. You must have been in a seance! I kinda doubt anyone has spoken with Bill Withers in three years!