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Thoughts on exercise...

  • Walking every day can add minutes to your life so at age 85 you can spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.
  • My grandfather started walking 5 miles a day at age 60 and now we don't know where in hell he is.
  • I like long walks, particularly when taken by people who annoy me.
  • The only reason I would take up walking is to hear heavy breathing again.
  • I have to walk early in the morning before my brain figures out what I am doing.
  • I joined a gym last year, cost me $400 and I have not lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
  • Every time I say the naughty word "exercise" I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
  • If you are going to try cross country skiing, pick a small country.
  • We all get heavier as we age because there is so much more knowledge in our heads. Anyway, that is my story and I am sticking with it.
 

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