If you have ever had soft shell crawfish there is not much difference. Still I would have a hard time getting past the”bugs” thing… it’s purely cultural.
As if I needed another reason not to eat Cicadas!View attachment 111862
It’s official….
Oh, that is calculus..
I've eaten a lot of weird things, but cicada were not on my list. Haven't been THAT hungry.View attachment 111862
It’s official….
Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and is frequently humorous. (Winston Churchill loved them).
1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on my list.
3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
5. War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
6. Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
7. They begin the evening news with 'Good Evening,' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
9. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out, I just wanted pay checks.
10. In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, notify:' I put "DOCTOR."
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