GaDawg
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How to install a Southern Home Security System
1. Go to the Goodwill and buy a pair of man’s work boots size 14-16
2. Place them on the front porch along with a copy of “Gun and Ammo” magazine.
3. Put a giant dog dish with the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on the door that reads:
Bubba,
Me Marcel, Donnie Ray, and Jimmy Earl went to the store for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don’t think Killer had anything to do with it, but it’s hard to tell with all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ‘em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.
Cooter
1. Go to the Goodwill and buy a pair of man’s work boots size 14-16
2. Place them on the front porch along with a copy of “Gun and Ammo” magazine.
3. Put a giant dog dish with the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on the door that reads:
Bubba,
Me Marcel, Donnie Ray, and Jimmy Earl went to the store for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don’t think Killer had anything to do with it, but it’s hard to tell with all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ‘em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.
Cooter
